Addicted to Argyle

I have a problem, and I know that admitting it is the first step on the path to recovery.

I’m addicted to Argyle. I’m on the 4th day of an all Argyle sock bender. I haven’t worn my Argyle sweaters yet, but I’m on my last clean pair of Argyle socks, so who knows what might happen tomorrow.

This addiction came on rather suddenly. Before Christmas I owned exactly zero pairs of Argyle socks. Now I own five different pairs. And I’ve actively tried to find an “Argyle Sock of the Month” Club. (Sadly, no such thing exists).

What should I do? Those overlapping diamond squares are taking over my life!